A lot of people don't know it but Dozer is a really sensitive dog. He is rude, but sensitive. So when Dad told him to go away and not beg at for food at dinner time, Dozer got really upset and put his head between his paws and was very sad.
Once dinner was over Dozer got to get on Dad's lap and get lots of love. Dozer told Mum to take lots of pictures because...(all together now) it's all about Dozer!
Dozer's guide to an evening massage.
Once dinner was over Dozer got to get on Dad's lap and get lots of love. Dozer told Mum to take lots of pictures because...(all together now) it's all about Dozer!
Dozer's guide to an evening massage.
Step 1, assume position on lap of choice.
Step 2, shed a bit on the person so they know you love them.
Step 3, give a coy look at the camera.
Step 4, give a second coy look in case the first one did not get through.
Step 5, look adoringly into person's eyes.
Step 6, sigh gently while looking heavenward.
Step 7, make sure to make eye contact one more time.
Step 8, drop head so ears get a good scritching.
Step 9, look right at the camera with your best Hollywood face.
Step 10, slide back into repose for more ear scritching.
Step 11, look at masseuse and say something in French. (Masseuse's love French).
Step 12, peek around to make sure no one else is getting more pets or scritches than you.
Step 13, try to stay awake long enough to....Zzzzzzz.
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oh my, that is quite the massage routine. it is very similar to ollie's. especially the adoring looks. and the shedding.
:o)
puglette
So... when exactly did you start giving my son lessons? That is almost exactly BG's routine!
Mom loves these pics. Dozer is just way too handsome... how could ANYONE not love such a great lookin' guy like him?!!! OC
What a clever routine! Works every time, I bet! **hugs!**
How to train your humans! Cute pics.
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Maartha & Bailey xx
Wow Dozer, that's great how you've got your dad trained like that. Sometimes we snuggle up on Momma for ear scritches and cuddles but it's not nearly the wonderful routine you get...maybe she needs more training.
Well Dozer, I think you have your Daddy wrapped around your paw!
I especially relate to the shedding on the parents to show love. Sometimes I plant my hairs on Momma's clothes so she remembers me all day at work.
excellent routine Dozer... you should give lessons.
My ma ape had a pemmy when she was growing up and he was the same way. He could pout like no other and bring her to tears but the making up bit was nice.
wally t.
ps. My ma ape said her pembroke had eyeliner just like Dozer's.
Gosh! I am going to have to try some of those moves. You are a pro at getting your ears rubbed.
Slobbers,
Mango
Just came over to tell you that you got an award from Corgi Country. We presented you with one of the “Top 10 Blogs that Make My Heart Smile” Award. Thanks for being a friend and making us smile! Sniffs and Licks… OC, BG & Dott
Hehehe, Dozer! You're really very good at getting what you want. We think you looks very very cute in all those photos! :)
When I get told off I usually give the Chief the 'BUM' - yup, she can talk to me bum for all i care! Hehe. But of course, I can't stay upset with the Chief for long ... dogs are not meant to keep grudges :)
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