Thursday, December 22, 2011

Not a good sign for Santa

I kind of lost it last night and tore into some catnip Mum purchased for friends as a Christmas present. I also took hold of the wool Mum is using to knit a Special Olympics scarf and sent it on its own trip. Mum said it will be a cold day "you-know-where" before Santa stops by my stocking. It would help if Cooper would stop snickering.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Good-Bye Christmas Cow

Mum seriously needs to get her act together when it comes to purchasing suitable toys for us. This lame cow from our favorite pet store only lasted three days. He fell completely apart with absolutely no effort at trying to retain his form.

 Die little Christmas Cow!
 Look how easily this stuffing falls out when you pull on it through the hole I ripped.
Cooper just sat and watched. Apparently getting into the Christmas fray was not of his liking. Whatever.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Evidence Of Good for Santa

Dear Santa,

Mum says I am a very good dog when I am sleeping. Since I sleep most of the day and I definitely sleep between the hours of 10pm and 5:30am, this would prove to you that I am a good pup over 75% of the time. Please see evidence below.

This is me being good.

Again, being very good.

And yes, Coop is good too because he sleeps 90% of the time.

Please send all gifts in care of me and I will share with Cooper (not!).

Love, Dozer

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Gettin' Ready For Santa

Cooper got sent to "The Farm" to get clean for the holidays. Dad said he was getting smelly and Mum thought Coop was looking a wee bit shaggy. So off he went for the day.
 Coop came home looking like some sort of dandy with this green and red hankerchief around his neck! BOL! What a doofus.
Mum said Cooper smelled so good that she couldn't stop petting him and playing with his curls.

Me? I don't need no bath, I'm a corgi and we smell good all year round. But I have to go to the vet on Saturday to get my nails clipped. Apparently I have a gold star by my name because I am so naughty when I get my nails trimmed that I get to wear a party hat over my mouth. Whatever.

Love, Dozer

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

A Corgi True-ism for Tuesday

We are back and Mum is home! We have very little time before Christmas to impress upon Santa all our good deeds during the last year. Being that time is short, we will endeavor to create a pictorial report in the coming days of how deserving we are for treats, presents and apparel.

With love from Dozer and Cooper